On Men & Our (okay, most of us here) Singlehood

i got this off a friend's site.
to whom who's attached, you belong in the category of Women We Envy & Would Like to Kill (for being lucky enough to not be dragged into the abyss of sometimes-depressing singledom and not needing to lament on how Babyface's The Loneliness playing on WMP just kills you all the time)

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have No money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

ditto number 10&11 -.-

okay whatever i said at the top, i was joking :D
Our Prince Charmings are too lazy to get off their asses to find us from wherever they are at and WE, in the meantime, are having a whale of a time waiting to be found.
we so can testify for one another, don't you think so? (: