I juz read 'The New Paper' today and found a cute joke article. What I like about it is its about kids and what they say.. ;> So here I am wanting to share it with u all!! ENJOY!! ;>
- Britanny, 4, had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mum explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eye's wide with wonder, the little girl asked, "How does it know it's me?"
- Clinton, 5, was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mum asked what was troubling him, he replied "I don't know what'll will happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
- James, 4, waslistening to a Bible story. His dad read "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee from the city. But his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, little James asked "What happened to the flea?"
- Tammy, 4, was with her mum when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skit fit your face?"
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